aegyo vs bingu
Kris:"Oh Kris is totally the rough sex type unfff"--but this doesn't seem to fucking change no matter how many fuckING STUFFED ANIMALS HE USES TO WIPE AWAY HIS MAN-TEARS
Lay:Goddamnit you little shit don't come crying when colonies start forming in those kawaii potholes you call dimples, motherfucker
Xiumin:I want to touch your cheeks. The ones on your face are cool too.
Chen:Find a way to put your laughter and voice into a pill, and bAM there's your neW VIAGRA MOTHERFUCKER
Luhan:I'd totally do Luhan regardless of the fact he might ejaculate sunshine, rainbows, and sparkles.
Kai:There are two kinds of people in our fandom: Those who admit to masturbating to his teasers.... and liars.
D.O:There are many things in life I will never understand, for example: why does this little shit make me want tO GROW A PENIS
Suho:he can do so much more than i thought like cmon just rip of your shirt and sing motherfucker he has hidden talent likE a fuCkING SHAMWOW
Sehun:Do you understand how much I would pay to see this fucker pole dance. but then shit when he runs it's like he's splashing around in his own puddles of gay
Baekhyun:how bout you BAEK me a cake. with your naked body inside of it- what who said that
Chanyeol:What the fuck do you think you are doing to my fucking heart, and my fucking vagina, all at the fuKCING SAME TIME
Tell me I wasn’t the only one thinking this…
“You never fucking taught me this shit”
A novel written by every student ever.
And the sequel
“you said this bullshit wasn’t on the test.”
“How will this shit help me in goddamned life?”
Third one in the series
“What the fuckery is this?”
Also wrote by the same author